Q: How much is beer?
A: Read the board
Q: How much is wine?
A: Read the board
Q: Do you have a bathroom?
A: No response
Q: Do you make a grasshopper?
A: We have a map to Frisco.
Q: Where is everybody?
A: We have a map to Frisco. |
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Q: Why are the prices so high?
A: We are the Manhattan of N.E. Denton County
Q: What's the service like?
A: Our staff is a bunch of out to lunch amateurs and I would fire them all if I paid them.
Q: Does that work?
A: Why not.
Q: Why can’t I get any bars in here?
A: Try the old jail next door.
Q: Why is it so hot?
A: It is August.
Q: Why is it so cold?
A: It is January.
Q: Why are there lizards in here?
A: Because of the bugs.
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